Al Diablo Con Los Guapos Characters' Nicknames

Milagros..........Milli
Alejandro.........Ale
Constancio.......Connie
Luciana.............LT (Lush Tramp)
Valeria..............Snobby
Bobby................Booby
Andrea..............FDT (Front Desk Tramp)
Pilar...................Snouty/Miss Piggy/anything related to pork
Peralta...............Larry Tate
Florencia............Rata
Braulio................SAM (Sexy Ass Man)
Karla...................MHT (Money Hungry Tramp)
Hugo....................PL/FL (Plunger Lips/Fish Lips)

No Nicknames:
Regina..................Belmonte Matriarch (Connie's mother)
Horacio.................Gardener
Socorro.................Cook
Lina.......................Servant
Gloria....................Horacio's asst.
Morgan.................Chauffer
Damian..................father of Hugo/LT's brother
Padre.....................Priest at local Orphanage
Sor Cachete..........Nun at Orphanage

Am I a Tennessean or What??

I love Nascar. And for a time used my Dale Earnhardt Jr 6pk can cooler as a purse. (Jeff Gordon is my favorite though)

I collect and have decorated my kitchen in JOHN DEERE.

I'd wear camo all the time if I could.

I want to go to Monster Truck shows.

I eat grits (I did this before moving to TN!)

I've decided I want a '74 Ford w/a Rebel Flag on the back window.

I want to visit Graceland.

I have a mullet (for now and quite by accident)

Apparently this is why my friends call me a redneck. Can you believe that? I think they just take Tennessee culture for granted, I've embraced it.